- eating the last of the peanut butter
- stealing all the covers
- calling our bunny a “rodent”, even in the most technical of terms
- teasing me when I’m entirely too tired to realize you’re teasing
- looking anything other than shocked when I’ve walked into the wall for the 3rd time that night
- telling me, no, we can't watch The Goonies every time it rains
- not just picking a damn place to eat when I’m about to faint from hunger
- continuing to talk to me from the other room when I’ve already said “I can’t hear you!”
- insinuating that the bunny would choose you if we ever divorced
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