I recently started taking some diet pills that include caffeine among their myriad of ingredients. They claim that one pill only equals two cups of coffee. I think that’s crap. I’m so jittery I can hardly type. Actually, I can’t type. Every word entered requires auto-spell check. It’s like I’ve downed three Red Bulls in 10 minutes.
These pills have made me OCD since breakfast. I’ve turned into Monk. Everything around me requires fixing, moving, touching. Nothing can be left alone. I’ve rearranged my pen drawer three times this morning. It would be funny except my brain won’t stop long enough for the funny to register.
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